The Georgetown Heckler

News | November 9, 2015

Nation’s Moms All Humming Maroon 5 Song

By

mom

U.S. — After listening to SiriusXM Hits 1 in their Honda CR-Vs for hours every week on their way to and from work, every mom in the United States is now gleefully bobbing their heads and humming along to Maroon 5. “Sugar… Yes Please… duh dah duh dah nah nuh nah nuh nah,” said Mary Harnette, one of approximately hundreds of thousands of moms shaking their tail feather and mumbling lyrics over a banal, peppy pop rock beat.  “I’ve been a big fan of Maroon 5 since the beginning. I remember first seeing them perform on Ellen a year ago and I just think they’re so sweet and funky and– Oh I love this part! Right here… …Nah nuh… …won’t you nah nuh nuh nah nuh nah nuh,” continued every mother with access to a radio. At press time, each and every mother in America added that they also really like that other one that goes “Ooh-ooh-hoo, Shut up and dance with me” and would like you to tell them who does that song.