THE TOMBS – After an unexpected Tombs visit from former Head of State and Georgetown alumnus Bill Clinton (SFS ’68), multiple sources confirm that Clinton was indeed looking underneath the cushions of booth #3 for his old weed money. “Every time I would step away from the table, I could see him frantically feeling the bottom of the booth for what he called his ‘icky pile’,” reported his waiter, Sal Mosley, as he cordoned off the booth for further investigation. Continued Mosley, “He tried promising what he called his ‘White House White’ to the group next to him in exchange for enough money for his chicken #1, but ended up leaving without paying. The poor guy must be down on his luck”. Clinton was seen later that night on K street, energetically trying to sell counterfeit tickets to the AMC.