Washington D.C. – Multiple sources are reporting today that 83 year old Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg has decided to leave the safety of the courthouse and descend the long and icy staircase outside without even using the railing. “Oh god, she’s still got fifty stairs left to go. Even for a young person this would be dangerous,” said an observer on the scene, “Maybe if Obama were still in office she could do this kind of stuff, but we need her now more than ever!” At press time, Justice Ginsburg was about to set foot on the largest patch of ice on the stairs as she approached the last set of steps.
