The Georgetown Heckler

News | April 3, 2018

Report: Demand Curve for ‘Stephen’ Shifts Left in Friend Group

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WASHINGTON – Recent reports from the Georgetown Economics department may have devastating implications for Stephen, who according to the most recent data, is suffering devastating losses in demand for his opinions, contributions, and overall physical presence in his friend group. Trends indicate that this market will continue to crash until rock bottom, but we will let our readers interpret the data for themselves.

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