The Georgetown Heckler

News | February 14, 2019

Four Things We Can Do This Valentine’s Day if You’re Free or Whatever

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  1. If you don’t have any plans this Valentine’s Day, we could go out to dinner if you want? I went to this cool falafel place one time and—if you don’t have any dinner plans already or anything—maybe we could check that out? They have pretty good pita, too, if you’re into that kind of thing.
  2. If you don’t have time to do dinner, we could go on a walk maybe? There’s this kind of cool trail up by where I live and—if you like going on walks—do you like going on walks? If you don’t that’s fine. Maybe we could do something else? Whatever you want’s fine.
  3. If you have work you need to do, maybe we could do it together? I have a little bit of work I need to get done, so if you’d be up for something like that, we could go to a library or something. Oh, you can’t focus with other people around? I totally get that. Yeah, no, if you have time after you finish your work maybe we could do something.
  4. I mean, if you like movies we could watch a movie. I haven’t watched that new Harry Potter spinoff, if you want to watch that. If you’ve seen it already, I totally get that. Like no worries. We could watch something else? Or if you’re not free we don’t even have to watch a movie. I didn’t really want to watch a movie anyway.  

 

Oh, you have plans? All day? Yeah, no, I have plans too. I just didn’t know if you had plans and didn’t want you to like not be doing anything if you didn’t have plans. No, really, don’t worry about it!