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News | April 7, 2019

Hehe: If You Squint at The Word “PEPPERDINE” It Kinda Looks Like “Pepperoine,” Which Sure Is A Strange Way to Spell Pepperoni

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Heh. Would you look at that. Never thought of it that way. How weird would it be if we spelled ‘pepperoni’ that way, huh? Pretty fuckin’ weird, I would say. “Uh, excuse me, can I please have one large pepperoine pizza?” Only a dumbass would say something like that. Not me. I’m not a dumbass. I got a 710 on the US History SAT II test. Would a dumbass be able to do that? Didn’t think so. Sit down, peasant.

 

Anyways. Hehe. This gave me a good ol’ chuckle.

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