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News | September 16, 2019

Huh: Imperial Officers Darth Vader Choked Were Kinda Into It

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Huh. Turns out, every time one of those space Nazis was forced onto their knees to say “Yes, Lord Vader,” they derived some sort of masochistic pleasure from it. Weird. I guess they could be really into the whole “all black” thing, too. Some people just really want an authority figure to put them in their place, you know. Well, who am I to judge. I, for one, want to personally wish these henchmen of evil good luck on this exploration of their sexualities. It’ll take them to some interesting places, which I definitely do not want to see.

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