English has been spoken for many hundreds of years on many continents (8 if you include the Moon)! Think of all the people that have said things: Shakespeare, Rosa Parks, Malala… The list can go on for a long time! How can you match them? You can’t. The English language is overused, cliché, and impossible for the regular Janets, Joes, and Jackies who like to use a paper plate now and then.

Your friends at ExxonMobil introduce easy, single-use, disposable words. ‘Talk like no one has, ever.™’ It’s about time you say something that will really make people around you go “hmmmm.” Each disposable word is sure to be a conversation starter or filler for the office, the classroom, and the home. 

Dominate Phil’s lame ass office story by telling colleagues about that time you lorfjaymed in dokskard! Nervous in office hours? Compliment your professor’s zoggfinn on their desk, and watch the eyebrows raise! Is the Heckler editor always on your back about minimum word count? Blorpinskayin floopert monchying kingsdew. 

Kids are hard to talk to. Especially your own kids. Pretend that you care with the Family Pack ExxonMobil Plastic Wise Words For Children. Simply put your hand on the child’s shoulder that you wish to console, and read off the disposable word. Once you’re finished with that, throw the word into the nearest wastebasket or ocean. 

ExxonMobil knows you’re not special. There’s no need to be with disposable words. From the people who brought you plastic towels, hooyak girpzher inklow dersfam otheeg laquis.