You’re getting noticed, LinkedIn Member! Your profile appeared in search results 6 times between March 30 and April 6. Way to go! Did you know that millions of members use Premium, including people in your network? Even though you aren’t a Premium member, let’s find out who’s viewed your profile and why. 

Large Financial Institution is looking for: Analyst with Feet So Sweaty Their Shoes Squeak

What an amazing opportunity for you! Your profile exudes sweaty-feet energy, and recruiters noticed! Everyone at the bank will hear you confidently walking down the tiled hallways. You match all of the qualifications specified by the employer. 

Top Accounting Firm is looking for: Auditor with Thumbs So Moist iPhone Fingerprint ID Doesn’t Recognize it as a Thumb

You might just mesh well with the culture of this firm! “Enter Passcode Manually” was listed in your skills section, and that was really enticing to the recruiting team at Top Accounting Firm. Being able to type numbers is absolutely essential for on-the-job success.

Well-Known Non-Profit is looking for: Program Assistant with Upper Lip Perspiration

You can talk a mile a minute about society’s most pressing issues and how you hope to solve them. So, naturally, your upper lip gets fatigued due to all that constructive dialogue. That is exactly the type of employee Well-Known Non-Profit is seeking. We think you should go for it!

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