The Georgetown Heckler

News | April 19, 2021

QUIZ: Are you more of a Student Detail Schedule, Schedule of Classes, Student Schedule, or Course Catalog?

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Dear students, 

It is I ––Associate Vice President, University Registrar, and the real mover and shaker of Georgetown admin – Annamarie Bianco. We live in incomprehensible times, so of course, it was essential to ensure that our class registration system is equally as incomprehensible. To celebrate the first day of undergraduate registration and the thirst for blood and academia you all feel rising steadily within your hearts, the Registrar’s office thought it would be ~fun~ to host a little quiz to see which one of our beloved MyAccess tabs students would be. Are they indistinguishable? Not to the pros. Are they useful? Not to most of us! Without further ado, here is our new favorite quiz: Are you more of a Student Detail Schedule, Schedule of Classes, Student Schedule, or Course Catalog? Just answer these questions to find out!

  1. You are super easy to talk to. 
    1. Yep!
    2. Not really. 
    3. Don’t talk to me!
    4. What?
  2. Your favorite department is
    1. Government 
    2. Art History 
    3. Biology 
    4. The Marino Writing Workshop
  3. You can be found under Student Services → Registration 
    1. That’s me! 
    2. That’s not me! 
    3. I like to move around 
    4. Duo isn’t letting me in
  4. You’re going to get all of the classes you want this semester 
    1. Not in the slightest 
    2. Yeah probably 
    3. I am a sophomore 
    4. I can’t even find the classes? Where are they?? What are they?
  5. You will let me “search by term” 
    1. Shut the fuck up 
    2. How do I do this?
    3. I am so confused
    4. I am going to miss my registration slot 
  6. Shit, did you remember to verify your address and emergency contacts? 
    1. OH MY GOD WHY IS THIS A THING 
    2. OH MY GOD WHY IS THIS A THING 
    3. OH MY GOD WHY IS THIS A THING 
    4. Oh shit no, thanks for the reminder!! 

If you got mostly…

A: We have no idea, these tabs are nearly indistinguishable, I am tired, I really want to take painting and I have to register for three required classes to fulfill my senior requirements in order to graduate on time oh god oh fuck MyAccess why hast thou forsaken me 

B: We have no idea, these tabs are nearly indistinguishable, I am tired,  I really want to take painting and I have to register for three required classes to fulfill my senior requirements in order to graduate on time oh god oh fuck MyAccess why hast thou forsaken me 

C: We have no idea, these tabs are nearly indistinguishable, I am tired, I really want to take painting, I have to register for three required classes to fulfill my senior requirements in order to graduate on time oh god oh fuck MyAccess why hast thou forsaken me 

D: We have no idea, these tabs are nearly indistinguishable, I am tired, I really want to take painting and I have to register for three required classes to fulfill my senior requirements in order to graduate on time oh god oh fuck MyAccess why hast thou forsaken me 

Thanks for taking this quiz! We hoped it was just as fun and easy as our live registration system. 

All the best, 

Annamarie Bianco

University Registrar