Have you had a wild night of partying and now you need to vomit? No worries! We here at The Heckler live to serve and we don’t judge! Try these seven combos to get things ~flowing~ (Thank you to our generous sponsor Corp 50 for the funding for this article)

1. Coke and yogurt – this classic combo of bubbles and dairy is GUARANTEED to bring up everything you’ve consumed in the last 24 hours!
2. Diet coke and yogurt – same as above, but diet-friendly <3
3. Asking The IPOL Freshman his opinion on Ukraine and being actually listening to his response – this one gets my stomach rolling just writing it out
4. Fish Friday at Leo’s and forgetting to buy Pepto Bismol – bonus points if you have Leo’s tartar sauce with your Leo’s fish
5. Sprite and bananas – the one episode of Tosh.O where he made people try this combo and then go on carnival rides is burned into my mind forever
6. Incel men and podcasts – the nausea factor here needs no further explanation
7. Walking the Georgetown neighborhood streets and looking too closely at what’s collected in the gutters – I have seen many an unholy sight in those abandoned-by-God ditches

Thank you AGAIN to our generous sponsor Corp 50 for the funding for this article