News | March 22, 2022
Maroon 5’s 7 Studio Albums And Other Modern Examples Of How the Law of Supply and Demand Has Been Thoroughly Disproved
- The Caravel, nobody reads it, it’s a shame someone has to write it
- The 4 Expendable Movies, if I wanted to see a bunch of men try to be as masculine and not gay for each other at the same time I’d watch John DiGoia introduce Bob Groves at convocation
- Fish Friday at Leo’s, see: IBS and food poisoning
- Coldplay’s 2022 Tour, not even white people asked for this
- Tax Forms, 1099s, W-2s, C-3POs, COP26s, if Jeff Bezos doesn’t need to fill one out, neither do I!
- Emails from the University Store, I didn’t want the Microsoft Office Suite for $29.99 back in 2017 and I don’t want it now
- COVID-19, needs to stop trying to “reinvent” itself like a stay at home mom trying yoga or Thai food for the first time
- Season 13-19 of NCIS, seriously how many brutally murdered naval officers in Rock Creek Park could there have been in the past 20 years??
- Cut-offs, no explanation necessary
- Milk alternatives, stop milking all of those nuts!