Maroon 5’s 7 Studio Albums And Other Modern Examples Of How the Law of Supply and Demand Has Been Thoroughly Disproved

The Caravel, nobody reads it, it’s a shame someone has to write it
The 4 Expendable Movies, if I wanted to see a bunch of men try to be as masculine and not gay for each other at the same time I’d watch John DiGoia introduce Bob Groves at convocation
Fish Friday at Leo’s, see: IBS and food poisoning
Coldplay’s 2022 Tour, not even white people asked for this
Tax Forms, 1099s, W-2s, C-3POs, COP26s, if Jeff Bezos doesn’t need to fill one out, neither do I!
Emails from the University Store, I didn’t want the Microsoft Office Suite for $29.99 back in 2017 and I don’t want it now
COVID-19, needs to stop trying to “reinvent” itself like a stay at home mom trying yoga or Thai food for the first time
Season 13-19 of NCIS, seriously how many brutally murdered naval officers in Rock Creek Park could there have been in the past 20 years??
Cut-offs, no explanation necessary
Milk alternatives, stop milking all of those nuts!

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