He Lives! The King lives and I saw him at GAAP weekend. Some jackass in a rhinestoned white suit showed up at my table, where I was giving out fun gray shirts that say HOYAS 2026 on the back. They’re only for admitted students, but I was so stunned to see Elvis Presley here at our humble university in the flesh, ALIVE, that I just handed a shirt to him. And guess what he said? “Uhhhhh thank you very much,” he drawled. Elvis walked away before I could ask him anything, but I have a feeling we’ll be seeing more of him around.
UPDATE: Elvis has passed away again sitting on the toilet in Leavey after putting out a cigarette in his Sazon bowl and eating it.
