The Georgetown Heckler

News | November 9, 2024

Great News! The Heckler is Selling Dylan Partner

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You’re in luck! The Heckler is selling Dylan Partner. Dylan combines cutting-edge innovation with exceptional quality, making it the perfect addition to your own personal collection or even a gift for mom this holiday season.

Details:

  • Brown hair 
  • Dazzling blue eyes
  • Good at Tombs Trivia
  • Sleeps in cage
  • Has a lot of thoughts on the term “Latinx”
  • Really into cephalopods 
  • Once shot me in the face

Whether you’re upgrading your everyday routine or just treating yourself, this is the gift you’ve been waiting for. Act fast — this offer won’t last forever!

Delivery not included.

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