You’re in luck! The Heckler is selling Dylan Partner. Dylan combines cutting-edge innovation with exceptional quality, making it the perfect addition to your own personal collection or even a gift for mom this holiday season.
Details:
- Brown hair
- Dazzling blue eyes
- Good at Tombs Trivia
- Sleeps in cage
- Has a lot of thoughts on the term “Latinx”
- Really into cephalopods
- Once shot me in the face
Whether you’re upgrading your everyday routine or just treating yourself, this is the gift you’ve been waiting for. Act fast — this offer won’t last forever!
Delivery not included.