FLINT, MICHIGAN—Susan Sarandon, 37, has been “educating jits” in elementary school for 15 years. But she’s never seen such a sharp career turn as last week’s policy, which fundamentally altered her role in the classroom. Sarandon now stores a glock and seven cartridges—one for each day of the week—in her desk.
“I’m not the actress,” said Sarandon.
When asked about the policy’s pros and cons, Sarandon was candid about her opinions regarding her new blicky.
“We get a lot of thunderstorms, a lot of power outages,” Sarandon said. “When one of those bitch ass kids starts screaming it’s a privilege to bust a cap in his or her ass. His or her—I don’t fuck with that they shit.”
Sarandon emphasized that the switch was not for defense of any kind.
“Fuck ‘em,” she said. “Shooter comes in here, I’m out. And the strap stays in the waistband.”
