Marissa and I were on the rocks. She was always mad at me for one thing or another: first it was that I “never spent any time with her,” then that I was “way too into electric scooters.” I couldn’t do anything right. And last week, she was all, “You’re trying to cheat on me […]

The internship application season at Georgetown can be brutal, and this year was no exception. Marcie Corron (SFS ’24) spent last weekend in a mad rush as she scrambled to fill out an application to work for one of the senators of Missouri, a state she has never been to, cannot spell, and knows shockingly […]

As many students already know, over the past few months, Georgetown has been wracked with one crisis after another, including issues relating to hate crimes, lack of access to healthcare, and unsanitary food conditions. This has led to increasing pressure by students for the University to address its problematic social and political legacy. But the […]

Freshman Thomas Hunt (SFS ‘26) was eager to make a good impression in his IR discussion section, so to prepare, he meticulously researched the wide-ranging impacts of the Iraq War. Unfortunately, he also opened up Clash Royale, to, in his own words, “get into that aggressive headspace.” In an effort to psyche himself up to […]

Midway through his daily run last Thursday, Brady (MSB ‘24) came to a startling realization: every monument he’d passed had depicted a man. Confused, he began to look for public displays dedicated to women as he ran back to campus. “I was sure I saw one at the Vietnam War memorial,” he told reporters, “But […]