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News | March 14, 2022

I Got a New Phone And Duo Sent a Hitman to Kill Me

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Don’t have much time. Phone broke, needed new one. Duo sent email — “We know what you did.” Received push notification, “Are you ready to die?” Knocking on my door, man yelling “Security checkup.” He had a katana, not sure sword necessary for security checkup, seemed suspicious, ran away. Been hiding in Walsh tunnels for 13 hours now.

Wait, I hear somethi—

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