FAIRFAX, VA – Fireworks erupted at National Riffle Association (NRA) headquarters late Friday night as the second amendment rights group celebrated its 144th consecutive year without a single deer related death. In a statement released earlier that same day, NRA President James W. Porter II praised the organization’s more than 5 million members for […]
BATON ROUGE, LA – In front of a crowd of amused reporters on Wednesday, the GOP continued its quadrennial tradition of pardoning one candidate for president from having to continue mounting a bid for the White House. “Don’t worry, there are more than enough of these guys still around for everyone to enjoy. You are hereby pardoned […]