Citing a need to “establish supremacy, once and for all,” the Georgetown Chimes and Capitol G’s, two all-male a cappella groups, will co-host a no-holds-barred fist fight to determine which group has greater skill.

The Capitol G’s, who challenged the Chimes to the fight, have been preparing extensively for the match, practicing fight shanties into the wee hours of the morning and choreographing punches in their practice space over and over again until they have them perfected.

“We plan to totally whoop some ass, a cappella style,” G’s leader Kyle Fischer (COL ’13) said. “Those Chimes are going to have hospital bills so high, they’ll“ — breaking into song — “need a dollar, dollar, dollar is what they’ll nee-eed.”

Conversely, the Chimes appear unfazed. Current Chimes leader Aaron Lao (SFS ’13) brimmed with confidence.

“I’m not worried. In fact, I think we’ll just send the neophytes,” he said, heading back inside the Chimes house. “Mind pumping the keg?”

The Heckler is refusing to take sides in the dispute, choosing to abstain from a cappella-related conflict until such a time as a Kyrgyzstani-Ukrainian fusion group has developed.