Warren Buffet is offering one billion dollars for a perfect bracket, my advice is free. But you also get what you pay for.
SOUTH BRACKET
1 Florida v 16 UA/MS Mary: Florida has the cure for MS (Mary)
Pick: Florida
8 Colorado v 9 Pittsburg: Evenly matched numbers here, legalization gives Colorado the high, but not the higher score.
Pick: Pittsburg
5 VCU v 12 SF Austin: Austin is the capital of Texas, look for them to capitalize on turnovers
Pick: SF Austin
4 UCLA v 13 Tulsa: Thirteen is an unlucky number. Everyone knows that.
Pick: UCLA
6 Ohio State v 11 Dayton: Both schools are in Ohio, so who is really the winner here?
Pick: Ohio State
3 Syracuse v 14 W Michigan: HA. Fuck Syracuse.
Pick: Syracuse
7 New Mexico v 10 Stanford: Why donʼt 7 seeds play 11 seeds? Then itʼd be 7-11.
Pick: New Mexico
2 Kansas v 15 E Kentucky: Look for Andrew Wiggins to drop 27 points with 12 rebounds and 9 assists in a romp over Eastern Kentucky.
Pick: Kansas
EAST BRACKET
1 Virginia v 16 Coastal Carolina: A sixteen seed has never beaten a one seed. It will happen. Is this the day?
Pick: Virginia
8 Memphis v 9 George Washington: Aw, GW thatʼs so cute.
Pick: Memphis
5 Cincinnati v 12 Harvard: Harvard is going to want to get back early from the tournament and study for exams.
Pick: Cincinnati
4 Michigan St v 13 Delaware: I took a train through Delaware the other day. Itʼs a lovely place.
Pick: Delaware
6 UNC v 11 Providence: Providence? I love it, baby. You gotta admire the heart, baby. Take the doubles ones all day.
Pick: Providence
3 Iowa State v 14 NC Central: Iowa State University is the nation’s most student- centered public research university. 100 majors. 800 clubs. 1 amazing adventure.
Pick: Iowa State
7 Connecticut v 10 St. Joeʼs: UConnʼs womenʼs team is good, but how will they stack up in the menʼs tournament?
Pick: St. Joeʼs
2 Villanova v 15 Milwaukee: My sister once picked Villanova because its name sounded pretty. She won our family pool. Canʼt question that logic.
Pick: Villanova
