WHITE-GRAVENOR — In an attempt to “not let the New World Order destroy us like it has the rest of the country,” Georgetown University registrar Jessica Maloney has requested that all tuition bills be paid with anonymous and deregulated cryptocurrency Bitcoin.

In an email sent early Thursday morning, Maloney explained her decision to collect payments exclusively in Bitcoin.

“Burn your dollars. BURN THEM,” the registrar told concerned parents of the class of 2018.

“The government uses American dollars, released by the Federal Reserve (which is controlled by the Jews), to build FEMA CONCENTRATION CAMPS,” explained Maloney.  “America is under MARSHAL LAW.  Georgetown is done accepting the American Dollar, the puppet currency of the New World Order.  FOR NOW ON ALL SHEEPLE (STUDENTS) MUST PAY TUITION IN BITCOIN.”

The announcement came as a shock to students and faculty alike, many of which have been critical of the new policy.

“The value of a single Bitcoin fluctuates wildly and the identity of any individual sending money cannot be verified,” said economics professor Karen Grout.  “This will never work and very well may bankrupt our university.”

“My financial aid isn’t covered by Bitcoin, so I just have to go home and find a job,” lamented Georgetown junior Hannah Young (SFS ’16).  “See you guys later.”

Despite mounting opposition, Maloney refused to revoke her statement and intends to follow through with implementing the policy.

“The GOVERNMENT puts fluoride in your water and brainwashes you with chemtrails.  If you don’t see the truth now, YOU NEVER WILL.  Bitcoin is the FUTURE and will DESTROY THE NEW WORLD ORDER.  PAY US IN BITCOIN.”

At press time, Maloney was seen molding a tin foil hat to protect her from mind reading Jesuits.