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News | December 21, 2014

DeGioia Taking Advantage of Empty Campus, Walking Around Georgetown Without Pants On

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Degioia without pants

HEALY HALL — Telling reporters it was “a real stress relief” to have his fellow 7,636 campus-mates departed from the shared University grounds for the holiday break, President John DeGioia was spotted Sunday walking around Healy without wearing suit pants. “I love having the students and faculty here to engage in such a diverse forum of ideas throughout the year, but it’s nice for once to be able to kick back and let these puppies breath,” said DeGioia motioning to his quads while walking through Red Square to drop documents off at the register’s office. The pants portion of DeGioia’s $500 Kenneth Cole Reaction Black Solid Slim-Fit Suit have been hung neatly in Riggs Library since Thursday evening when the last final exam ended. “No campus mates, no judgment, no rules,” said DeGioia to himself as he propped up his legs on his desk and resumed his binge watching of True Blood. At press time, University Provost Robert Groves was in the office closet waiting for DeGioia to fall asleep so he could discreetly exit without having to make eye contact with the pant-less president.

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