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News | February 25, 2015

A Public Masturbator Reviews: ICC 219B

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If you’re on campus and looking for a good place to publicly stroke your genitals until orgasm, then look no further: ICC 219B is the place for you. Nestled right in the heart of one of the most trafficked buildings on campus, 219B has everything you need to whip it and grip it.

 

The first thing I noticed upon walking towards 219B was its proximity to the 2nd floor bathrooms, which allowed me grab several handfuls of paper towels for later use. Planning ahead is very important to do when self-pleasuring in highly-trafficked areas, so this was a huge plus. Upon entering the room, I immediately gravitated towards the nook in the back corner, which not only hid me from prying eyes but also had a wall outlet, which would be useful for powering any wall-powered fleshlights or vibrators.

 

Although the setup itself is nice, the room is not without drawbacks. Load times were excruciatingly long, and just as I was about to finish, Saxanet cut out. I tried to set it up on the projector, but it wouldn’t turn on and the CETS employee I called left immediately upon seeing my penis. Talk about unprofessional. Strong recommendation to BYOP (Bring Your Own Porn).

 

Eventually, I was able to finish on the desk after bringing up the emergency-reserve porn on my computer. Cleaning was easy and I left with nothing but a slightly fuller trash bag to indicate my presence.

 

RATING: 69/100

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