In an unexpected turn of events, a wealthy international student purchased all the tickets for GPB’s Chainsmokers concert within the first minute. “When I smoke I usually go outside Lau, but I’m often alone. When I heard Chainsmokers were coming to town, and they were cool enough for people to pay to hang out with them, I knew I had to make sure they’d be my friends and no one else’s,” the international student said between drags. “I’ve had trouble fitting in here –  but with a few chill chainsmokers consumed in a cloud of cigarette smoke, there’s no way we won’t find stuff in common.” Chainsmokers has yet to be informed that its audience will be comprised of one extremely lonely nicotine addicted student who would much rather be surrounded by the warm embrace of Marbolo and friendship than their EDM vibes.