WASHINGTON, DC – Upon noticing that you and your friends were about to head out, that acquaintance who just seems a little off eagerly informed you that he was free for a while, and “would love to tag along with you guys,” while doing that weird forced grin thing he is always doing. “Awesome. This is going to be great. Spending some quality time with the squad,” he proclaimed, while then proceeding to stand around uncomfortably at the edge of the group the whole time. “HAHAHAHAHAHA,” he announced loudly many times before occasionally asking your friends specific unprompted questions about where they’re from or what their exercise routine is. At press time, your weird acquaintance wanted to let you know that he’s free tonight and also knows how to play poker “in case you guys need a sixth”.