The Georgetown Heckler

News | December 4, 2015

“They’re Doing Something, But Need to Do More,” Reports The Hoya Editorial Board

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LEAVEY CENTER – Following several minutes of grueling, in-depth research, The Hoya’s Editorial Board concluded that their subject doing something, but they need to do more. “We’re happy with what’s happening, but this brain trust knows that it’s not enough,” said Editorial Board member Gabe Driscoll, adding that the subject at hand is too important to ignore. “We’ve given them a few suggestions on how to proceed. Maybe they could implement Option A, which we don’t realize would require a massive increase in budget and staffing. Alternatively, they could implement Option B, which we have no idea they’re already in the process of implementing. But even if they did both, there’s still room for improvement.” At press time, The Editorial Board published an editorial praising The Hoya’s Editorial Board for their wise opinions, but asserted that they should do more to opine on traditionally underrepresented topics.