GEORGETOWN– Closed after what was reported as a ‘steam leak,’ the Kober-Cogan Building, which was named after former dental school Dean William Cogan, was demolished Wednesday, releasing a chilling whisper at its untimely demise.

“The dental school shall rise again…” hissed a sinister voice as a cold wind rushed out of the last ruined debris of the mysterious old psychiatric department building. “Fluoride… …Fluoride!!!” it warned.

At press time, students reported hearing a rumbling throughout north campus, perhaps coming from the abandoned tunnels rumored to be under Kober-Cogan.