Service Request ID: 154510

Requested By: STEVENSON, MICHAEL – MRS354

Date Requested: The day she broke my heart

Site Name: The barren wasteland that is dating in the 21st

Building Name: Lau 3 (I’ll be the student openly weeping)

Request Type: Comfort, love, a little bit of TLC

Problem Type: Me. Always me.

Description: Eyes leak salty, clear liquid. Loss of appetite, sleep, and sex drive. Moroseness, lack of interest in classes, hobbies, extracurriculars. Drinking heavily does not seem to solve the issue, but actually makes it worse (I’ll keep trying though). She’s just gone, dude. She’s gone and she’s not coming back. We said we were gonna be together forever, no matter what, even if she went to Tulane and I came here. But then she just drops that this “isn’t working” on me just like in the middle of nowhere?!?! How am I supposed to show my face at NSO events??? I’m a mess!

Date Completed: Unclear, if ever 🙁