In this world, you can be one of two things: a hottie lamattie or a cutie patootie. Which will you be? Take this quiz to find out!
(1.) Your alarm goes off. You’ve set it wrong, and you don’t have class for another hour and a half. What do you do?
- Get up right away and make breakfast! Strawberry pancakes and fresh squeezed orange juice and a bowl of fresh fruit! Hopefully some will be left over for my housemates.
- Stay in bed til the last minute. Breakfast is cigs and black coffee.
(2.) You’re late for class in a large lecture. What do you do?
- Make your way in as quietly as possible and sit in the back. Afterwards apologize to the professor and send them a small gift-basket. Make sure to be very vocal in the next small discussion section to make up for your shortcoming today.
- Walk right to the front row. Put your cigarette out on a fellow student. Pour black coffee on Professor. Do not apologize.
(3.) What are you wearing? What’s in your hand?
- It’s sweater weather, baby! Something functional, for apple picking, but still stylish, for those insta shots. And I never go anywhere without my handy polaroid! I’m just so quirky and retro!
- Black on black. Cig.
(4.) How’s your relationship with your parents?
- Great, why do you ask?
- They’re divorced. Can I bum a cig?
If you answered predominantly A, congratulations, you’re a certified cutie patootie! You’re soft on the edges and gooey in the center. You bring warmth into any room!
If you answered predominantly B, woah there steamy, you’re a hottie lamattie! You’re probably in The Corp and likely already have lung cancer.