- Bulldog Tavern
This is the perfect place to cry while not being seen by a single member of the Georgetown community. This has the unintended benefit of showing every prospective student how poorly adjusted you are for college life.
- The Maker Hub
Don’t get me wrong, the Maker Hub is cool and all, but no one there has the nads to approach you if they see you crying. Also, you can always join them in 3D-printing new friends if you feel the need!
- Royal Jacket
I’ve never seen a Jesuit here in my years of crying, making this a highly underrated spot, especially if you like turkey cheddar sandwiches.
- ICC 208B
I’ve done the research and this classroom is empty at all times except Monday, Wednesday, Friday from 9:00 – 9:50 AM when Mrs. Peters teaches Spanish 013 to a class of 16 students. If you happen to be crying during one of these three windows, however, you can always turn to any of the other options, or just make some new friends, I’ve heard Mrs. Peters is very supportive!
- My Room
I’m a great listener, come on over!