Georgetown University – Hello? Hello!? Is anyone here? This isn’t funny anymore guys, I’m really starting to worry. Everyone can come out now. I’m flattered that everyone knows when my half-birthday is, but I don’t think it warrants a surprise party of this magnitude. I haven’t seen anyone in four days, and I’ve looked all over. I’m assuming everyone is hiding in the graduate study rooms in Lau, but I’m an undergrad so I haven’t been able to check it out.

Serious props to whoever coordinated this. Must’ve been a real hassle keeping it a secret. Someone be sure to congratulate Professor North. She’s usually the first to let slip about these types of things; I’m glad she kept it locked up this time. But seriously guys, you can cut the charade. 

Things are starting to get weird. Yesterday I struck up a conversation with John Caroll. He’s a cool guy and all, but we only talked about him for the most part. He didn’t seem to care about my day whatsoever. I even challenged that guy on the bench by White Gravenor to a game of chess, but I think he’s shy. My half-birthday celebration is tonight, so when I blow out my half-candles, I’ll wish for everyone to come back.