I was told it would be a “little pinch.” It was NOT a “little pinch.” My arm is basically numb and my shoulder is way too tender to do my nightly stretches. Just a second ago I tried to raise my hand in class but I couldn’t even do that! It was in zoom class too so all I had to do was click on my computer. That’s how sore my shoulder is! So basically do not get the vaccine unless you want to end up like me which you don’t.

Just a second ago I had a big yawn coming on and I knew it wouldn’t even be a satisfying yawn because I couldn’t reach way back. It was a terrible yawn. I didn’t even have the energy to do my usual post-yawn lip smackin’. This is the worst thing I could imagine happening to me during this global pandemic. Please do not accept the vaccine for Covid from anyone.

This is good news in a way. You don’t have to patrol those emails and databases trying to get your vaccine that hurts and is bad. You can relax now. Doesn’t that feel better?