Hear ye, hear ye! We, The Board of Directors of The Georgetown Heckler (who?!), are happy to announce that we have officially decided to expand our business into the storage realm (what??). 

Given the ever-present need amongst the Georgetown student body for summer storage, The Heckler has decided to convert our offices into make-shift storage facilities (we do not have offices, nor will we have storage facilities). Located on the third floor of Walsh, the cubicles are currently being renovated to be temperature controlled, water-tight, and highly secured (this is a lie, a damned lie!). We will also be offering a pick-up service (no, no we will not) where our dedicated employees (again, WHO?) will be able to transport your items, from furniture to clothing to valuables and fragiles (please do not trust us with any of those things), safely from your door to our facilities. Rates are affordable for college students (imagine if you gave us any money or responsibility)! 

Please consider The Heckler for all your Summer 2021 storage needs (do not). We are happy to serve you (we do not offer summer storage).