GEORGETOWN – While stumbling home to Harbin on a partly cloudy night after her first Vil A rooftop party, Amelia Mumford (MSB ’25) happened upon a gorgeous sight. 

“I’ve literally… never seen the moon so big,” Mumford heroically slurred, enunciating fairly well even though she was way drunker than she’d promised her roommate she would be. “It’s so round and yellow,” she continued. 

As she walked to the Harbin steps, Mumford snapped about fifty blurry photos of the round window on the top floor of New North. 

“This is the funniest thing that’s happened all night,” commented Kristin Carter (COL ’25), Mumford’s sober roommate. Carter claimed that she neglected to mention Mumford’s mistake because she was too busy helping her down the Harbin steps in her heeled sandals. 

Before collapsing in bed, Mumford managed to post ten blurry window photos to her public Instagram, captioned #mooon and #hoyasaxamoon.