The Georgetown Heckler

News | September 24, 2021

A Guide To Being Gay On Campus (I’m Straight)

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Being gay is awesome and being gay at Georgetown is awesome too. Gay people like a lot of things and that’s pretty cool. Some gay people like other people and two great places to find them are Red Square outside the ICC or in the Lauinger Library. There are male people there and female people there and more, so that’s fun! You will love it! 

If you don’t like other people, that can also be fun. There are floors in Lau that are completely empty sometimes in the day and you can go there and do things like play Sudoku or Jacks if that is more your cup of tea. There are lots of other places where I like to be alone, like in the bleachers at a football game or in my room on a Saturday night; I will leave if you want and I can go to the football game. 

Gay people also usually like things like food. You can get food at Leo’s but it is bad food so I think you should go somewhere else. Some places I think you might like if you are gay are Falafel Inc or Good Stuff Eatery. If you don’t like those, that’s fine! You should message me some food recommendations on Instagram. 

To be honest, I’m a bit out of my element here. I’m not sure why the university asked me to write this guide, but here I am. Anyways, being gay seems really cool so I hope you have a good time at Georgetown.