Midterms may be weighing on everyone on this campus, but The Heckler has something that will cheer you up: Jake Simpson (SFS ‘25) and Sydney James (COL ‘25) are back together again (according to a video on their joint couple TikTok account)! This happy news comes as a total relief to anyone trying to study for midterms on Lau 2 who witnessed their horrific breakup an hour ago.

What would this University do without another IPOL/GOV couple to remind us all that true love is out there? Well, thankfully, now we won’t have to find out! “I believe in love again,” said Sydney’s BFF Madison (NHS ‘25) after finding out the breakup had not stuck.

Upperclassmen will recognize the screaming and crying of a Lau 2 breakup as a rite of passage for freshmen everywhere, but so rarely do we see a happy ending afterward. When the Heckler asked an anonymous senior on Lau 2 to comment on the good news, he responded “wait, we have a seniors-only study room somewhere, right?”