As confusion over certification and election rules have plagued the GUSA Presidential election these past few days, an unlikely voice of the people has risen — Juan Guaidó.

This Monday, Former guy-who-asserted-he-was-president-of-Venezuela-without- a-clear-reason-but-was-supported-by-America-which-is-not-usually-a-good-sign-in- South-America, Juan Guaidó, declared in front of a crowd of ethnically German Latin Americans who suddenly appeared on campus and all have twitter accounts located in Langley, VA that the election this past week was rigged and the Wolf-Ume administration were illegitimate dictators.

Several senators from both sides of the aisle declared their support for Juan Guaidó, and the United States and Canada both officially recognized Guaidó as President of GUSA this afternoon. Secretary of State Blinken announced that the US will move several thousands troops to the border and has threatened military action if they are not let into the country to “oversee a peaceful transition of power to the rightful leader who on an unrelated note has told us some very promising stuff about rare-earth-metals here.”

The situation is tense and ongoing; The Heckler will keep you updated as it develops.