The United Nations Security Council sessions have been a bit intense lately. In fact, to be more precise, they’re a “complete shit show holy shit how can we even bother with these formalities with what’s going on right now,” as one anonymous UN staffer told The Heckler after a few post-work drinks.

With the Russian Ambassador having just vacated his post as president of the Security Council, there seems to be no time like the present to make a change in the way the Council has been doing business.

With that being said, there is only one possible thing that could ameliorate this situation: sending Suru from Leo’s to the UN Security Council. His permanent bemused mood will do wonders for the vibe of the room, and he radiates competence and efficiency. Anyone who can successfully moderate the 6:30pm Downstairs Leo’s Dinner Rush is more than qualified to moderate the Security Council.

Now I am not totally sure on what the official process is for sending someone to the Security Council, nor am I actually sure of where the Council is located, but I am confident that with Suru in the room, we will see more progress than we have in the last three weeks combined. Send him!