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News | April 12, 2022

Delighted Cries of Holy Trinity Preschoolers Sonorous Reminder You Will Never Feel True, Innocent Joy Again

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The sweet shouts of exuberance

And promis’d hot chocolate’s innocence

Crowd the clouds and aloft birds’ wings,

As the blissful bask in their swings.

You will never ever (ever!)1

Feel this. Curs’d to only endeavor

For borrowed wist, lensed memory

By knowing that Frankenweenie

Was Released a decade ago

When you were eleven or so.

1. Unless you are five… If you’re five, why are you reading The Heckler