Sometimes, you really need to get your sexy, glasses-wearing, CULP boyfriend going. But how do you get them sufficiently revved up? Thankfully, we at The Heckler have compiled a list of things you can say to get their face out of a book and into your erogenous zones:
- “You’re such a voracious reader!”
- “It turns me on that you know so many significant historical quotes!”
- “I can’t wait to rip that quarter-zip right off you — but don’t worry, I’ll be careful. I know it’s fair trade wool.”
- “I want that constructivist dick so bad, baby!”
- “Will you recite that one Robert Frost poem? It makes me so wet/hard!”
- “Babe, you’re going to leave such a legacy.”