The Georgetown Heckler

News | February 26, 2024

Bugs in My Eyes: I Don’t Think the Benadryl Is Helping My Allergies

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1. Bill Gates Lizard COnglomeration Make (B+G+L+C+M=37) me get Moderna owie. Now I’m itchy itchy itchy. Uh OH booster time! Time for allergy!

2. Aaron RODGERS is allergic – why not me as well???? (A secret symb/sign/*word sys unites secret group)

3. BGLC make BENADRYL?? for free under seat Oprah!

4. Astrolabe demands t14 souls for PHIser. 37 wants me itchy why. Because free healthcare lobbying. So me benedryl help oh much. First dose 5/12/2021 venus retrograde saturn in telophase. Free masons Opening of Bug Merge? WHY DOES TIM COOK PUT BUGS IN MY EYES.

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