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News | February 27, 2024

Top 10 Things Georgetown Could Spend 50 Million Dollars on That Aren’t Beating DePaul by a Point

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1. Bribe Bob Menendez 100 times

2. 10 million GUGS Burgers

3. Give every student 7500 dollars in financial aid

4. 1 year of Patrick Mahomes

5. Making Paul Blart: Mall Cop

6. Starting 100 Subway franchises

7. Funding Doug Burgum’s primary campaign

8. Renting 2 Pandas from the Chinese government for 20 years

9. Moresby Island: the largest private island in Canada

10. Making Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2