1. First and foremost, it’s important to make sure that you’re smoking palindrome weed. Some notable strains include, “Pink Nip,” “Faded AF,” and “Evil Olive.” You can buy some using our 20% off discount code “ANAUJIRAM!”

2. Only true experts know this, but by reversing your joint, i.e., placing the lit end in your mouth, and the crutch outwards, you can actually smoke it just like normal! Some say the high is even better. We at The Georgetown Heckler are legally obligated to recommend you use skin safe XL Pipe Screens at the entrance to your throat as to avoid direct ember to oropharynx contact. 

3. For those of you out there who like to partake in both cannabis and nicotine, 4/20/2024 is a great reason to switch these habits around—think of it like a backwards day. Anytime you’d have a cigarette, have a joint! Anytime a joint, a cigarette!

4. In the next few days, remove the stems from as much flower as you can get your hands on. For this trick to be truly successful, we recommend sourcing stems from as many outlets as possible—friends, family, people looking confused in the grocery store. Using an empty grinder, grind your stems up to create a “Stem Bowl,” a beautiful concoction of that part of weed that goes so underappreciated. While a “Stem Bowl” won’t get you high, it results in a delicious broccoli-tasting smoke.

5. Watch Tenet high.