Even in the off-season, Georgetown Football is on the up…the only direction they can go at this point. The first three quarters, the Hoyas were quiet and did not make too much of a splash on the scoreboard. Then, all of a sudden, quarterback Richard D. made a buzzer beater play (this football-speak was verified with extensive research and expertise). In a post-game interview, Richard D. gave us a recap:

“Yeah, it was epic. The last two minutes of class, I gave it my all for a final push. Sweat dripping down my brow, I was grateful for the hours of bench lifting at the Thompson gym. I raised my hand, shoulder quaking, and I could feel my classmates’ adoring eyes on my trembling bicep.”

The professor could not hide her shock at this highlight reel-worthy play, definitely a top 20 for Georgetown Football. According to the spectators, after the professor called on him, Richard D. mumbled, “Poo-ay-do er al banyo.” Defying expectations, Richard D. raised the bar for academics, surpassing his average rushing yard(s). 

Exhibiting strength, endurance, and mental fortitude, Georgetown Football’s future is looking brighter than ever.