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News | September 23, 2024

Feeling Anxious? Try Finding 5 Things You Can Touch, 4 Things You Can Steal, 3 Things You Can Burn, 2 Things You Can Snort, and 1 Thing You Can Just Ignore for Now I’m Sure It’s Fine

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Feeling ANXIOUS? Try finding…

  • 5 things you can touch
  • 4 things you can steal
  • 3 things you can burn
  • 2 things you can snort
  • 1 thing you can just ignore for now don’t worry about it I’m sure it’s fine

And if that doesn’t work, there’s always…

  • Ketamine!

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