5. Salvador Dali. Thin, elegant, ever so delicate. Some would say his stache was his finest piece of art. Others say there is a tiny elf that is perched on the end of it, whispering hymns and riddles to inspire Dali.
4. Groucho Marx. Angular, geometric, intentional. A man with black grease paint and a dream. A true testament to the fact that man shan’t be inhibited by genetics.
3. Ambrose E. Burnside. 10/10 would chop it up with any Union general with side chops.
2. Friedrich Nietzsche. His mustache looked just like his father’s—He hated it. But we love it!
1. Adolf Hitler. Sorry.
