Bad news, guys. You know that girl in the back-left of your IR class? Yeah, she just discovered Adobe Photoshop, and it’s fucking over for everyone. Your entire Instagram feed is about to be aesthetic, pastel-blobs with curly little fonts superimposed on top, describing to you the imminence of the dangers of vaping. Just let […]

This cool guy does many cool things! Here are some cool things that he does that make him cool. 1. He’s read Lolita, “for the language”! 2. He does poppers! 3. He hand-steeps his tea, in a Smeg press! 4. He took one (1) gender studies class, but he already knew all that stuff anyway! […]

You don’t know him. He doesn’t know you. But you’ve seen him all over campus and on your Pinterest boards. You can’t get him out of your mind. Does he even know you exist? Probably not. Everyone wants him; No one can have him. Alas, wonder no more! We, Hecklers, have taken the liberty to […]

Dear Diary, Today, I went back. I couldn’t help myself. The cedar wood, the oh-so-right cushions that support my body in the perfect way, and the perfectly dimmed lighting just make me feel like I’m waiting to be seen by Mr. Gray. When I ascend the spiral staircase, it’s like I’m entering a portal into […]

Georgetown students: We heard you. After the outrageous injustice that was the abdication of Corp Rewards and with it, the potential for free extra-extra-extra iced teas at Mug, we decided it was time to give the people what they really wanted.  Corp Rewards has officially been revamped! Introducing Corp Cards: At your next visit to […]