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News | September 17, 2025

“Uh Yeah So I’m Actually Planning To Major in URSA”: 6 Signs Your Roommate Might Be a Bear

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  1. “Uh yeah so I’m actually planning to major in URSA”
  2. “Anyone seen a jar of honey around here?”
  3. “Women just feel safer around me I guess”
  4. “Wanna climb that tree?”
  5. “Yo I got wasted last night I was out for like 3 months”
  6. “Pitchers tonight?”

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