Haven’t we all wished we sounded a little cooler, a little sultrier, and just plain hot as fuck? Whether you identify with the sex you were assigned at birth or not, you can admit that we all feel a little gender envy sometimes (or is that just me ahahaha). SO! FEAR NOT! We have 5 easy tips to make sure your voice has that commanding and grating presence that our HHS secretary has made so popular!
- Swallow sandpaper (make sure hits vocal chords)
- Accidentally prank yourself with the nastiest Dutch oven known to man
- Brain worm probably?
- Snap trachea from trying to do Spongebob laugh too hard
- Scream at any and all customer service workers (bonus if they’re teenagers)
If you use any of these methods, you will surely see results!
