My wife and kids are gone and all I have left is this shitty goodbye letter that was obviously produced by ChatGPT. When I woke up to find that my wife had taken my two children and fled into the night, I wasn’t just surprised; I was disappointed:
“Here’s the heartfelt and concise letter you asked for 🤗:
Dear (your husband’s name),
After __ years of marriage, this is a difficult letter to write. I love you very much — more than I can delve into here — but your daily drinking and inability to perform sexually have made intimacy impossible and marriage untenable 🙁. As such, I will be taking our kids, (list of children’s names) and moving on to a groundbreaking new relationship with my younger lover. It’s crucial to understand that this means we will no longer be involved as partners. If you have any questions, please send them to (P.O. box number). I wish you well on this new chapter of your life!
Would you like me to also rewrite the letter to be more personalized/creative? I can expand on your husband’s failings, or make it more professional/polite? ☺️”
The immense carbon footprint of AI usage is a well-documented fact, but apparently ecological sustainability was of less concern to my wife than my drinking habit. Americans need to open their eyes to the real dangers of AI and prepare for the day when an LLM ruins your marriage and blames you for it.